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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
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