{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?","punchline":"A cursor!","id":435}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a group of disorganized cats?","punchline":"A cat-tastrophe.","id":208}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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Le Renouveau was a newspaper published in Tunis, Tunisia. It existed from 1988 to 2011 and was the official organ of the ruling party of Tunisia, Constitutional Democratic Rally (RCD).
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Captain Blood Returns is a 1931 British historical adventure novel by the Anglo-Italian writer Rafael Sabatini. It is the second in Sabatini's trilogy about the character after Captain Blood (1922) and was followed by The Fortunes of Captain Blood (1936).
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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
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