{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
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Murray Vandiver was Treasurer of Maryland from 1900 to 1916. He also served as member of the Maryland House of Delegates and mayor of Havre de Grace, Maryland.
"}{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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The Clayton Hotel Burlington Road is a hotel in Dublin, Ireland. It is the largest hotel in central Dublin, and the second largest in County Dublin after the Citywest Hotel.
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