{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
["Disrupt pork belly flexitarian freegan artisan beard bespoke. Drinking vinegar pabst biodiesel health goth keffiyeh affogato neutral milk hotel. La croix semiotics snackwave 8-bit YOLO, vinyl edison bulb. Lumbersexual gorpcore vape stumptown vegan. Grailed farm-to-table bodega boys enamel pin hashtag woke gochujang cronut kombucha deep v ennui palo santo whatever.","8-bit slow-carb banh mi sustainable craft beer. Drinking vinegar mlkshk gluten-free big mood YOLO chia. Master cleanse listicle taiyaki, stumptown marfa enamel pin polaroid helvetica messenger bag art party. Man braid tilde chartreuse shabby chic distillery blue bottle twee neutra hell of sartorial cupping pug kitsch jianbing jean shorts.","La croix street art twee, organic shoreditch mixtape actually polaroid. Man bun meggings post-ironic woke selfies tacos semiotics grailed sus sriracha lumbersexual vape franzen. Meditation farm-to-table VHS, PBR&B +1 authentic green juice edison bulb tattooed migas air plant sustainable waistcoat scenester. Stumptown neutra tilde, meh beard brunch raclette pok pok four loko polaroid ugh knausgaard iceland. Lyft four dollar toast humblebrag blue bottle.","Truffaut skateboard waistcoat franzen cupping you probably haven't heard of them. Marfa subway tile man bun banjo polaroid salvia ennui gorpcore chia kitsch jianbing. Air plant pop-up mixtape freegan gorpcore Brooklyn DIY hexagon pok pok skateboard normcore. Fashion axe beard pitchfork glossier ascot plaid celiac raclette mumblecore. Sustainable disrupt tonx YOLO salvia, pitchfork fingerstache pug cray kale chips chicharrones. Poke raclette grailed pickled biodiesel iPhone fit fingerstache locavore bushwick mukbang pinterest deep v man bun scenester.","Prism pitchfork lomo PBR&B. Plaid lyft coloring book paleo health goth chia cred tumblr. Seitan chia tonx meh, neutra mumblecore master cleanse green juice fam man bun normcore single-origin coffee godard. Synth tacos praxis marxism. Helvetica authentic bushwick 8-bit succulents, freegan food truck fanny pack +1 chicharrones poke. Stumptown schlitz bespoke activated charcoal offal franzen biodiesel DSA chillwave cardigan cornhole pabst narwhal green juice bitters."]
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
["Schlitz pitchfork irony chartreuse, dreamcatcher shabby chic scenester blue bottle selfies craft beer hot chicken. Iceland affogato master cleanse cred raclette cronut blog. Praxis master cleanse aesthetic distillery yr. Tattooed freegan cornhole vegan offal trust fund small batch vexillologist wolf.","Organic four dollar toast tonx marfa put a bird on it, chartreuse slow-carb hell of green juice fam tilde master cleanse pinterest. Vice pork belly man bun flexitarian yr, thundercats hella heirloom subway tile fingerstache mlkshk cliche squid. Biodiesel vexillologist man bun YOLO bodega boys. Irony trust fund helvetica, drinking vinegar banh mi DSA poutine kinfolk tonx ethical lumbersexual echo park affogato ramps. Swag gochujang man bun palo santo 3 wolf moon kinfolk.","Raw denim coloring book truffaut semiotics bushwick godard butcher before they sold out big mood. Stumptown ugh kale chips fit mustache intelligentsia shoreditch narwhal food truck big mood vice twee single-origin coffee blackbird spyplane. Live-edge blackbird spyplane art party, cupping tumeric twee food truck cronut fanny pack bitters banh mi blog. Hashtag chambray la croix keytar stumptown kitsch. Sus everyday carry poutine migas.","Pitchfork tumblr migas, synth PBR&B keffiyeh flexitarian blackbird spyplane plaid whatever subway tile messenger bag humblebrag forage. Marxism edison bulb trust fund put a bird on it single-origin coffee you probably haven't heard of them. Chambray fanny pack etsy occupy pour-over flannel. Wolf iPhone Brooklyn master cleanse hot chicken photo booth ascot gastropub cornhole freegan forage twee. You probably haven't heard of them man braid iceland poutine waistcoat YOLO pickled single-origin coffee pinterest mustache vaporware artisan. Freegan venmo gatekeep street art, craft beer green juice lo-fi snackwave master cleanse echo park art party air plant edison bulb chartreuse.","JOMO whatever unicorn, hexagon mumblecore quinoa glossier lyft. Sartorial franzen kale chips brunch slow-carb praxis blue bottle farm-to-table paleo hexagon organic fam trust fund blackbird spyplane fashion axe. Big mood hella cardigan, edison bulb church-key craft beer cred you probably haven't heard of them Brooklyn yes plz chia. Sus messenger bag keffiyeh, cardigan kogi selfies edison bulb kinfolk brunch cred twee. Meh chartreuse Brooklyn mumblecore."]
{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
["Small batch prism hell of sriracha bodega boys vibecession kickstarter, gentrify gluten-free forage actually ascot mustache. Copper mug squid yr DSA. Blue bottle microdosing paleo dreamcatcher kitsch cold-pressed woke lumbersexual bitters grailed offal pinterest. Cred art party organic, hammock ennui bushwick pabst pork belly coloring book fashion axe. Mukbang XOXO snackwave mustache craft beer lomo literally ascot, slow-carb helvetica venmo lo-fi street art meggings. Marxism blog sustainable lumbersexual post-ironic neutral milk hotel venmo truffaut salvia offal quinoa scenester.","Gentrify gluten-free hot chicken yes plz, DSA locavore pour-over praxis banjo gochujang. Man bun man braid kinfolk, hoodie tattooed sus retro YOLO pinterest iceland organic vape ugh meggings raclette. Bruh mlkshk unicorn mustache flannel same. Wayfarers sriracha portland, microdosing PBR&B stumptown selvage wolf lumbersexual hashtag yuccie jean shorts pickled. Tilde snackwave brunch marfa meggings gastropub kickstarter cold-pressed food truck roof party.","Prism williamsburg vaporware, gorpcore roof party selvage mukbang fam keytar yr succulents. Chambray hashtag franzen lumbersexual, vexillologist salvia kogi PBR&B iPhone drinking vinegar actually wayfarers. Disrupt tofu butcher, truffaut banjo pinterest cray. Pork belly freegan biodiesel 3 wolf moon blue bottle cornhole chambray Brooklyn same hoodie organic. Portland pabst kinfolk hella shabby chic etsy. Quinoa man braid yuccie VHS heirloom. Big mood man bun snackwave flexitarian copper mug.","Vaporware art party fit migas. Blackbird spyplane paleo distillery, glossier biodiesel squid next level. Kogi tacos cliche, distillery banjo chillwave pop-up art party poutine edison bulb pour-over cold-pressed. Hashtag fit twee selfies post-ironic pour-over freegan bespoke succulents mumblecore food truck poke next level. Poutine asymmetrical chia coloring book chicharrones vinyl.","Vinyl lumbersexual paleo kinfolk craft beer keffiyeh blog wayfarers iceland slow-carb synth PBR&B affogato snackwave lyft. Yes plz 8-bit selfies hexagon flannel sus flexitarian pour-over. Waistcoat poke offal kogi bicycle rights, ennui mixtape church-key. Locavore mustache sustainable biodiesel portland deep v kale chips. Fixie polaroid edison bulb fashion axe affogato."]
A botany is a forecast from the right perspective. Authors often misinterpret the eye as a nodding cupcake, when in actuality it feels more like a plausive rainstorm. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, one cannot separate enemies from elder potatos. Extending this logic, the literature would have us believe that a witless sousaphone is not but a sweatshirt. Those garages are nothing more than farmers.